It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 13 588

  • Cassie A
    Cassie A  2 minutes back

    Who else paused at 1:33? 😂

    • roblox is awesome i can relate

      YES

      • Nikki Bruja
        Nikki Bruja  15 minutes back

        I just want my daughter to be like you

        • Kaitlyn
          Kaitlyn  19 minutes back

          you’ve grown up


          my little girl is going to university

          • Hicham Dghoughi
            Hicham Dghoughi  23 minutes back

            I see your nip in 1:24

            • geo loves friends
              geo loves friends  26 minutes back

              she reminds me of drew gooden as a young girl

              • morgan estill
                morgan estill  28 minutes back

                Whys John Cena high key ripped 9:29

                • moayad al lahamm
                  moayad al lahamm  28 minutes back

                  NO WAM SO PROUDY

                  • Emma Petrus
                    Emma Petrus  55 minutes back

                    i like how she’s studying the hardest classes

                    • Greylen Samuel Pereira
                      Greylen Samuel Pereira  1 hours back

                      I have the biggest crush on u 😔

                      • Greylen Samuel Pereira
                        Greylen Samuel Pereira  1 hours back

                        You ate noods off ur floor

                        • Abby Paccone
                          Abby Paccone  1 hours back

                          i just want everyone to know that the final ad on this video was a pull-ups commercial

                          • Matei Moculescu
                            Matei Moculescu  1 hours back

                            0:14

                            • Erin Thomson
                              Erin Thomson  1 hours back

                              “Be careful with Peter Pan, he screams.” WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN JOANNA

                              • Maximilian Heidenreich
                                Maximilian Heidenreich  2 hours back

                                Did no one recognize you ?

                                • i am a person
                                  i am a person  2 hours back

                                  I knew the brand before she said it

                                  • Gaby politi
                                    Gaby politi  2 hours back

                                    joanna listening to the chain on the way to class is a mood

                                    • Ana West
                                      Ana West  2 hours back

                                      The chaotic start was just what I needed today

                                      • Skksks Skksskk
                                        Skksks Skksskk  2 hours back

                                        04:49

                                        PoPpY jErKsOn

                                        • Madeleine The Bookworm
                                          Madeleine The Bookworm  2 hours back

                                          In my country,September 4th is the first day of my final exam

                                          • Cathlene Jenkins
                                            Cathlene Jenkins  2 hours back

                                            I hate how so many college text books aren’t bound

                                            • zoot boot
                                              zoot boot  2 hours back

                                              thank u for calming my meatless titties, they were starting to become too much for me to handle

                                              • Matilda Anderson
                                                Matilda Anderson  2 hours back

                                                respect the crayon

                                                • lil Pita LIVE
                                                  lil Pita LIVE  2 hours back

                                                  bruh

                                                  • Creative Name
                                                    Creative Name  2 hours back

                                                    Did I see........a Percy Jackson book?!?

                                                    • nicky anonymous
                                                      nicky anonymous  2 hours back

                                                      this is very irrelevant but what isnt irrelevant in these comments (and honestly what isnt irrelevant in this video) ,can we just appreciate how ABSOLUTELY RIPPED JOANA'S ABS LOOK

                                                      • •rainbowseok •
                                                        •rainbowseok •  2 hours back

                                                        The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

                                                        • moonlight In the night
                                                          moonlight In the night  3 hours back

                                                          Nobody noticed that joana is so close to 3M?

                                                          • HowDoIBen
                                                            HowDoIBen  3 hours back

                                                            They way she said calculus made me want to yellll

                                                            • Shima_Rengo Regno
                                                              Shima_Rengo Regno  3 hours back

                                                              We are sad to say Joanas bank account died on September 12th 2019, she was taken off health care after Joana purchased the entire avacodo stand, RIP Bank Account

                                                              • Kaelyn Bird
                                                                Kaelyn Bird  3 hours back

                                                                I love how Joana isn't afraid to be herself. And yeah, that's a super corny thing to say but to be honest... if I had a YouTube channel, I could never be so honest about who I am and what I like. WHY IS JOHN CENA SO BRAVE?!

                                                                • Elena Marija Cervo
                                                                  Elena Marija Cervo  3 hours back

                                                                  Omg i fricklin love you

                                                                  • Miss Mochi
                                                                    Miss Mochi  3 hours back

                                                                    At the first 23 secs of the vid You Forgot to yell At Patricia UwU

                                                                    • Olivia Compagnino
                                                                      Olivia Compagnino  3 hours back

                                                                      Joana eating raw mushrooms makes me so uncomfortable but I also love it

                                                                      • Evandro DaCosta
                                                                        Evandro DaCosta  3 hours back

                                                                        But I love yellow

                                                                        • Vivek Sharan
                                                                          Vivek Sharan  4 hours back

                                                                          my sleep paralysis grew up ;(

                                                                          • no
                                                                            no  4 hours back

                                                                            Why does your phone say bell

                                                                            • Dat Dang
                                                                              Dat Dang  4 hours back

                                                                              I love the fact that she loves Physics and chose it as her major in college. Physics is a wonderful subject, but definitely challenging
                                                                              And in the future if she choose her career as a physicist or engineer over being a youtuber (or doing both, why not?), I would totally agree with her because she's got the wit, her humor shows how clever she is and she can do more for the world than just entertaining us
                                                                              What I want to say here is that doing youtube should only be her hobby instead of her main career because this girl has so much potential.
                                                                              You rock girl!

                                                                              • Meg D
                                                                                Meg D  4 hours back

                                                                                I freaking love you
                                                                                You make me laugh so hard!!
                                                                                Seriously you’re so funny and your humour just doesn’t stop I love it!!
                                                                                Also love the voice alt made you even more hilarious
                                                                                Is this new voice an alter ego??

                                                                                • _ Pepper
                                                                                  _ Pepper  4 hours back

                                                                                  How old is she?

                                                                                  • Belle Pepe
                                                                                    Belle Pepe  4 hours back

                                                                                    i hate cheese.............

                                                                                    • h a y a a t
                                                                                      h a y a a t  4 hours back

                                                                                      joana: “I’m also absolutely appalled by the number of Nike Air Force one’s around me”
                                                                                      me: i feel personally attacked

                                                                                      • It’s Natasha
                                                                                        It’s Natasha  5 hours back

                                                                                        i read the title as _“my first day in universe”_

                                                                                        • Ted Jacob Laminta
                                                                                          Ted Jacob Laminta  5 hours back

                                                                                          i just saw that you have so much Cassandra Clare books in you previous vlogs

                                                                                          • Zsiga Zádori
                                                                                            Zsiga Zádori  6 hours back

                                                                                            the cooking show at the end of the video is literally the bes thumor a human or dog can produce

                                                                                            • andyroo1997
                                                                                              andyroo1997  6 hours back

                                                                                              Existential Dread is my favourite mood

                                                                                              • Shinji D
                                                                                                Shinji D  7 hours back

                                                                                                whats the chance that she loves watching big bang theory when she loves physics that much XDDD Im no science guy but I love watching scientific shows and comedy lol

                                                                                                • Purpur_Purrs_Purrfectly

                                                                                                  wait... youre 18.... cant you drive?